#1 "The Best Friend"

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Gotta be Barney the Dino. He's the cutest purple monster out. He plays with the children and makes them happy. He devotes his time to children. He loves little children.

Nay, JK. It's Alex. My BFFLMIFFLE. She replaced me old BFF. Thank f*!@. You know why? She made me realise just how ugly people really are when you get to know them and they are complete bitches. The nicest people in the world are usually those who take a step back and realise just what they have and what they love and what they couldn't live without. No, not a hairstraightener. Important things. Like family, friends, tree's (that ones for you Jesus (Mr. Nardi for those who are a bit slow)), food and other stuff I can;t be bothered to think about right now. :/ Sorry. Alex is pretty. One of the prettiest people I know. She's beautiful. Drop. Dead. Gorgeous. Inside and out. Her liver is expecially the bomb mannn. It's hot. I think I have a crush on it. :) She sometimes understand's my many crushes. She has super neat writing. I love our D&M's about...nothing. I can tell her anythig. I <3 her family. Her mum's the best. Her brother is really polite when I'm over, compared to my sisters. Alex may not think so, but you must have trained him super hard for him to knock on your door and wait for an answer before entering, and leaving you alone when you tell him too.

Alex is like, the most awesomest person in my classes. Some people just don't realise it because they don't get to know her. I pity them. They are pathetic to hate her, because she has ("hardley" but I forgot how to spell it and CBF looking it up) done anything wrong. Go suck a (you know what I'ld put here Alex). Alex can read my mind. She makes everything funner. Yeah, thats right. I hate it when Ms Young doesn't realise funner is a word. :/ She is herself around those she's confortable with - alot like me. But not with those she doesn't know. She shouldn't be though, because she's got an awesome personality. So don't twitch, my twitchy rabbit. Be confortable with yourself because your amazing and I am so lucky to have a friend like you.

Love lots,  Pants.